citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor
bigplanetcomics:

dodostad:

god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans

This does set the bar pretty high.

bigplanetcomics:

dodostad:

god okay, nothing I can create will beat old spidermans

This does set the bar pretty high.

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

Dom or Sub?
Anonymous

deathsrectum:

I really like Subway but Domino’s is way better, hands down. 

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck